This blog would be a funny one . It contains compiled pickup lines for medical students.
Pick Up
- Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
- Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
- You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
- Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
- Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- ICU in my dreams.
- The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
- I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
- You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
- If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
- You raise my dopamine levels.
- Wanna go study some anatomy?
- Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
- Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
- You're systemic and I'm pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
- My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
- Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can't stop looking into your eyes.
- I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
- You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
- Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the urge to give you CPR.
- You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
- Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
- I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
- I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
- Let's exchange genetic information
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